Sunday, December 18, 2005

AMSTERDAM AGAIN!

Before leave Holland I have a mission to do! Go to Amsterdam again! :) So wake up... a fast view to dashboard wether forecast (today it will be sunny in Amsterdam) and GO! You can see... this is the expression of a men is going to Amsterdam!

Outside is very cold, all the street is freeze... but nothing can change my mission!

In a few minutes I'm at the rail station... nobody is on the train because usually Dutches spend sunday having sex with the wife or parents (in the case of Bunschoten abitants... ahhaah).
The very beautiful thing of Dutch's rail stations there is always a train waiting for you! Every time I made the tiket my train is going to start in about 5 minutes.. and this is unusual in Italy where you MUST WAIT!

BIKES... I think if Hitchcock was from Amsterdam, maybe he will wrote BIKES intead of BIRDS! :)


OPS! An apple store in Amsterdam... Yes... but is very very small!





As usually at the end... the GENIOUS of the day! The man (only a man could be that) who paint that picture is a fucking genious! :)

Saturday, December 17, 2005

The weather in the Netherlands!!

The weather in Netherland?? I think there are a lot of scientists studing it but I think is very very simple to describe.

while(true){


if(you_are_planning_to_go_out){

if(you_decide_to_go_out)


else

if(you_think_is_going_to_be_better)



}

} //end while

Take a look to DASHBOARD before go out!

The plan for today is go to Amsterdam, this is my last week in Holland, I have to take the last look to the Red Light District. But, just before exit from my room let me take a look to dashboard... and it seems the wheather situation is not good! :(
Just wait 5 minuts and outside my window starts snowing... Dashboard never been wrong!
May be tomorrow will be nice, dashboard says tomorrow will be sunny... I HOPE! :)

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Amersfoort again... and again again... and again...

The White House... with sheeps!Lekker == nice
In italian there is a word "leccare"... the pronouncation is the same than "lekker" but not the same meaning! :)
The Highway with low protections!
3 Months I'm in holland... every time I cross that bridge there are always those fucking birds...
High-Technology Bunchoten fisherman!
Two girls in one bike!

Dutch!?!? A group of fucking geniouses!

It seems that in Amesfoort there is a high concetration of geniouses! For example the owner of this car... I can't find word to describe him...
You are walking with your bike and you have to throw in the trash something and you don't want to stop? Dutches have the solution!
The trash is very big... if you don't center it... you are very very DEFICIENT!!!

I think this man will have a lot of stuff to read when he will came back!

...and what about this? no word guys... simply a genius!!!!

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Mum???? Where is my MUMMM!!!!

Where is the mum that washes disces... cooks for you... put your clothes in their place... where is??? Why in my kitchen there isn't the right-click -> empty trash function?? :'(
...and not only in the kitchen I have the same problem also in my bed/living/bath(sometimes I use to piss in my washbasin (is more easy... otherwise I have to make a lot of dangerous stairs and go at the ground floor)) room!

And thik that few months ago my room looks like this:

Simply a GENIUS!!

This guy from Amesfoort is a genius, I don't know if the house belong to a man or a woman but I want to know him/her because is a fucking genius! :)

Saturday, December 03, 2005










AMSTERDAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After 2 months in the Netherlands it is the time to go and see AMSTERDAM!! The city everyone must see in his/her life!

AMSTERDAM I'M 'COMING'!! (:))

If you want to go in a place like Amsterdam you must look like a criminal... and today I have that expression! Doesn't it?
I went out my house at 10 o'clock, I arrived at the bus stop and the bus was bihind me! That's great! The bus took me to the Amesfoort train station! (very nice station).

I went to the ticket office for a tiket and the girl (lekker girl) said to me the train was in the platform and I had 3 minutes to get it! ...So I payed the ticket and in a very quite and simple way I was in the train... direction... AMSTERDAM!!!The Amsterdam train station is very nice... it is very similar to the Milano trail station... with only the difference that the Milano one is more beautiful! :) (W L'ITALIA)This is the central station from the outside! Nothing interesting...
Some dutch asses help your wake up, the city is full of people... a lot of extra-comunitary... and a lot of chinese!A lot of people outside this BAR... music from the inside... what's appened?? Girls dancing above the table... THAT'S AMSTERDAM! I think today I will not need any coffee... :)
but when the girl saw me taking pictures she said "FUCK YOU!!" ...but... what does it mean? :) I can't undestraind baby... I'm sorry! :) Dutch 100% Tipycal
TAXI
And finally I find something near italian coffee... the real coffee!
ITALIAN COFFEE RULES OTHER COUNTRY's COFFEEs SUCK!
very very very very strange people...
Dutch 100% typical yellow train!
And in the same simple and fast way I went to Amsterdam I came back to home...