Salzburg & the "modern art"

Last weekend I've visited Salzburg, a lovely city not so far from Innsbruck (just 3 hours of train :( ).

In the Innsbruck train station it's nice to see one of the reason because I've left Italy... there is only one train to Italy (actually Verona) and it's the only one which is in late. :(

After a small pit-stop in Innsbruck we are ready to leave this HUGE metropolis to reach Salzburg!
In the train station there is Morpheus (from Matrix) waiting for Neo... he is drinking coffee even if he knows that it is just an illusion... like everything inside the Matrix. (really compliments for the choise of the shoes and the shirt)
During the trip I was able to see again the horizon... I've really miss it, the horizon is like a girl, you don't miss it if you cannot see it... but when you have it in front of you... you want more!

Arrived in Salzburg, this is the first thing you can see from the train station. Maybe you can think it is nice... I think it is not! Even because the buildings around are totally built in a different style!
After few minutes in Salzburg... you start remembering who really rules in the world, Italians of course. :)
So, apparently in Salzburg it's already Christmas. Shops are completely full of usefulness/stupid stuff. This city is a kind of 'paradise for gay people' (when I say gay... I also mean girls of course)... the main things you can find here are fashion clothes, music, and Mozart balls!
This bar has nothing to do with the word "FUCK"... what a pity! :)

And finally here we come with the Mozart's house. Actually this is not the REAL Mozart's house but just an house filled with instruments (not original of course), partitures (actually copies of the original one) and other stuff. I say... What the Fuck! You made me pay 8,50 euro to see the copy of the copy of what?

The nice thing, about how this people use the Mozart name to make money, is that Mozart hated this city and in general the people from Salzburg because of the narrowed mind.



Germans... and Austrians love to have in their alphabet words of more than 20 letters.... and actually very simple to pronounce. :) Probably they don't want foreigners to learn their language! ...don't worry, I don't mind! :)

So apparently the word, 'KAISER' means 'KING' in German... but considering the movie: 'the usual suspects' the mysterious character 'Kaiser Sose' is supposed to be Turkish?!?!?... I guess there is something unclear here. What does KAISER mean in Turkish? Are Germans... Turkish? or what?
That's Salzburg... there is nothing more, just 4 buildings and a castle! :)
Here it is the result of living in Salzburg for more than one here.

I really don't know what does this picture mean... probably the gold globe is the world... and the men in the top is a citizen of Salzburg. Probably the hidden meaning is that Salzburg people rule... but probably I am wrong, the entire picture should be analyzed not from the top to the bottom but from the bottom to the top! :) auhauh
Just for italians...

This small house is actually in a central position in Salzburg but there are no houses in the neighbor. This is because the house is owned by the hangman, also called the executioner... and it's quite trivial to understand why nobody wants to live in the nearest :)
That's me of course... in all my beauty while I am eating!
This travel company should be very interesting :) ...as in Italian language 'troia' means whore... the name sounds very appealing! :)
But now, I really have to thank Konst who introduced me to the Modern Art. We went to visit this modern art museum... the kind of stuff you really think is for GAY people... Anyway, I went to visit this museum because there were no other things to do and now I DO LOVE modern art.

Just take a look to these pictures...

And of course these are just a couple of the pictures inside the museum... and actually the less provocative. This Japanese people are really steps forward from everything. I really do love modern art... since yesterday I used a different word to describe it... something like PORN... I can't remember well right now, but now I know that it is art! I love art! :)