"What What (In the Butt)"

Few months ago I saw this video in a SouthPark episodie (Canada on Strike):



...That was really funny! But today I discovered that the song is REAL... it has been released in 2007 by this REALLY GAY guy, Samwell:



I'm laughing since the afternoon and I am really not able to fall asleep now!

About the Austrian flag origins

Today, my Austrian colleagues, told me the story behind the Austrian flag... and I have to admit which is a very nice story.

According to legend, the flag was invented by Duke Leopold V of Austria (1157–1194) as a consequence of his fighting during the Crusades. After a fierce battle, his white battle dress was completely drenched in blood. When he removed his belt, the cloth underneath was untouched by it, revealing the combination of red-white-red. So taken was he by this singular sight that he adopted the colors and scheme as his banner.

I don't know if it is real... or just a legend, anyway this is very nice. An empire build up starting from a battle dress drenched in blood... that's really "pulp"! :) Really "Conan the Barbarian" (you know the movie of Arnold Schwarzenegger? ...but wait a minute, actually Arnold Schwarzenegger is Austrian)... oh my god, I really love this country!

And furthermore, I want also to mention the fact that actually there are no communists here! :P Am I mentioned that I love this country? :)

Salzburg & the "modern art"

Last weekend I've visited Salzburg, a lovely city not so far from Innsbruck (just 3 hours of train :( ).

In the Innsbruck train station it's nice to see one of the reason because I've left Italy... there is only one train to Italy (actually Verona) and it's the only one which is in late. :(

After a small pit-stop in Innsbruck we are ready to leave this HUGE metropolis to reach Salzburg!
In the train station there is Morpheus (from Matrix) waiting for Neo... he is drinking coffee even if he knows that it is just an illusion... like everything inside the Matrix. (really compliments for the choise of the shoes and the shirt)
During the trip I was able to see again the horizon... I've really miss it, the horizon is like a girl, you don't miss it if you cannot see it... but when you have it in front of you... you want more!

Arrived in Salzburg, this is the first thing you can see from the train station. Maybe you can think it is nice... I think it is not! Even because the buildings around are totally built in a different style!
After few minutes in Salzburg... you start remembering who really rules in the world, Italians of course. :)
So, apparently in Salzburg it's already Christmas. Shops are completely full of usefulness/stupid stuff. This city is a kind of 'paradise for gay people' (when I say gay... I also mean girls of course)... the main things you can find here are fashion clothes, music, and Mozart balls!
This bar has nothing to do with the word "FUCK"... what a pity! :)

And finally here we come with the Mozart's house. Actually this is not the REAL Mozart's house but just an house filled with instruments (not original of course), partitures (actually copies of the original one) and other stuff. I say... What the Fuck! You made me pay 8,50 euro to see the copy of the copy of what?

The nice thing, about how this people use the Mozart name to make money, is that Mozart hated this city and in general the people from Salzburg because of the narrowed mind.



Germans... and Austrians love to have in their alphabet words of more than 20 letters.... and actually very simple to pronounce. :) Probably they don't want foreigners to learn their language! ...don't worry, I don't mind! :)

So apparently the word, 'KAISER' means 'KING' in German... but considering the movie: 'the usual suspects' the mysterious character 'Kaiser Sose' is supposed to be Turkish?!?!?... I guess there is something unclear here. What does KAISER mean in Turkish? Are Germans... Turkish? or what?
That's Salzburg... there is nothing more, just 4 buildings and a castle! :)
Here it is the result of living in Salzburg for more than one here.

I really don't know what does this picture mean... probably the gold globe is the world... and the men in the top is a citizen of Salzburg. Probably the hidden meaning is that Salzburg people rule... but probably I am wrong, the entire picture should be analyzed not from the top to the bottom but from the bottom to the top! :) auhauh
Just for italians...

This small house is actually in a central position in Salzburg but there are no houses in the neighbor. This is because the house is owned by the hangman, also called the executioner... and it's quite trivial to understand why nobody wants to live in the nearest :)
That's me of course... in all my beauty while I am eating!
This travel company should be very interesting :) ...as in Italian language 'troia' means whore... the name sounds very appealing! :)
But now, I really have to thank Konst who introduced me to the Modern Art. We went to visit this modern art museum... the kind of stuff you really think is for GAY people... Anyway, I went to visit this museum because there were no other things to do and now I DO LOVE modern art.

Just take a look to these pictures...

And of course these are just a couple of the pictures inside the museum... and actually the less provocative. This Japanese people are really steps forward from everything. I really do love modern art... since yesterday I used a different word to describe it... something like PORN... I can't remember well right now, but now I know that it is art! I love art! :)

Zeitgeist: from God to the "One World Goverment" through the 11/09 and the Amero

Sometimes you know that the stuff people have repeated to you since the childhood are not true... but just lies to control you, but are not to explain them.

For example "Santa Claus" is 'used' to turn your children into slaves during the Christmas holiday in a way you can relax with your wife (and have sex with her of course) and make them cut the grass... clean the house... etc...

God is also a huge (world-wide) fake, artificially created in order to prevent people to kill each other.. continuously fuck during the day.. and give a reason of life for those of you that are too lazy to figure out it by them selfs... But why Christ is born the 25th of December... why is died and resurrected after 3 days... why is born from a virgin (which is something without sense for me...)???..

and again, the 11th of September... I guess it doesn't need to be a genius to understand that the 2 towers (and the building 7) have been pulled down using dynamite... and also to understand that the Pentagon has been bitten by a missile (not an airplane)... and of course there is the government behind all. But why?? I mean... ok the answer is simple, to start the war in Iraq... yes, but why? and you say... ok for the money! yes I know... but it's not enaugh to justify the death of 3000 people.

This "Zeitgeist" documentary will give you ALL the fucking answers. Peter Joseph gives an explaination of EVERYTHING using real facts. It start from God... and describes the next future, where are we going! I promise you this documentary worthes every single minute spent to watch it.... and you will figure out that the future is not so bright if you don't start to use your brain!