If there is something I hate the most... well it is X-mas. The snow, the communist red color everywhere, shops full of retards buying stuff that don't even need, and retards trying to sell you things you don't need.... and every time the question that comes to my mind is... why the fuck are we doing that? The answer should be... "because someone got pregnant without having sex!" Ok, I see... but where is the connection?
Actually I don't see any connection! Millions of WATT consumed to put decoration lights in the streets 24x7 on -- global warming is not anymore an issue during x-mas. But people don't care... are so used to the x-mas that they do not even know why are doing that... we live in an era where people are just to lazy to actually think about their actions! Just do that... because other people are doing that... and so forth!!
However, here in Austria the retardness seems to affect just a few. Of course here they have this Christkindl markets (Christmas markets), which is the worse of the worse ever in terms of Christmas atmosphere...(from my point of view) but if you look deep inside you can see that Austrians go there just to eat and during some gluehwein...(which make sense) the real retards that go there to buy these crappy-wood-made stuff are actually Italians. And the nice things is that Austrians make fun of Italians... I mean, of course they do! And they really loves us... for example look at this picture made in a shop here:
SHUHE == SCARPE == SHOES and it seems they have a different cost for Italian speaking people. And the same for FLASCHE == BOTTIGLIA == BOTTLE.So, italian people come to Innsbruck to buy X-mas stuff... because they all do love you, and they are looking forward to seeing you! They do love italians... really! :) Dress and act as the mid-average-italian-christkindl-market-customer-with-retard-family and you will be welcome! :)
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